Wheres all of the underground stuff???

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Google. I always have, and I always will. #1 best App EVER..... In my opinion anyways. My only concern is that its almost impossible to find things that arent of the contemporary aspect. What if I wanted to find a legitimate source for legal steroids to buy online???? Or what if I wanted to purchase an antique painting on the black market for cheaper than what I can get it for in the us??? Those types of searches arent found anywhere on the Google search App. Id give this App 100+ stars if I could actually find uncontemporary information on these kind of things!!!!!

Eguillory about Google, v44.0